Speaking as a fellow second son, I've grown rather used to being the family insult
I vomited on a girl once, in the middle of the act. Not proud of it. But I think honesty is important
We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king
You need to take your enemies side if you're going to see things the way they do, And you need to see things the way they do if you're going to anticipate their actions, respond effectively, and beat them