I want you to take no other man to bed for as long as we're together.
I want you to share my tent. I want you to pour my wine, laugh at my jokes, rub my legs when they are sore after a day's ride.
Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees
I'm the half-man, the demon monkey, the imp
