Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees
I'm the half-man, the demon monkey, the imp
If I'd been born a peasant they might've left me out in the woods to die.
My nephew the King wants to murder me. My wife hates me because my father murdered her family. Oberyn wants to murder everyone whose last name is Lannister