Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things. I'm the God of tits and wine
Children are not their fathers, luckily for all of us
I vomited on a girl once, in the middle of the act. Not proud of it. But I think honesty is important
I killed my mother Joanna Lannister on the day I was born. I killed my father Tywin Lannister with a bolt to the heart