Lady Stark thought it might insult the royal family to seat a bastard in their midst.
Back in Braavos before I got my first face, there was a game I used to play, the game of faces. It's simple, I ask you a question about yourself, and you try to make lies sound like the truth. If you fool me, you win, if I catch you lie, you lose
Hold off on burning my body for now
You'd think after thousands of years, the Night's Watch would have learned how to make a good ale