Robert told me to hold Storm's End, so I held it. Then he told me to give it to renly, so I gave it up
It's all the choosing sides that made everything so horrible
While Robert smashed Rhaegar on the Trident, my men ate the dogs, because the horses had already been devoured. While the Lannisters sacked King's Landing, we ate the rats.
Bend the knee, I promise you mercy