If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat
There's plenty worse than me. There's men who like to beat little girls.
You never knew my brother, he once killed a man for snoring
You've got real powerful magic to figure that out. Did the Lord of Light whisper that in your ear? "It's snowing, Thoros. It's windy. It's gonna be a cold night."