Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees
Give freedom a chance. See if it doesn't taste every bit as good as what came before
We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king
Oh, the gods won't mind. They've spilled more blood than the rest of us combined