Mother doesn't like the Onion Knight
Robert told me to hold Storm's End, so I held it. Then he told me to give it to renly, so I gave it up
While Robert smashed Rhaegar on the Trident, my men ate the dogs, because the horses had already been devoured. While the Lannisters sacked King's Landing, we ate the rats.
Lord Eddard's integrity cost him his head