While Robert smashed Rhaegar on the Trident, my men ate the dogs, because the horses had already been devoured. While the Lannisters sacked King's Landing, we ate the rats.
Joffrey, Renly, Robb Stark, they are all thieves
In my experience pirates prefer fighting unarmed men
When Eddard Stark learned the truth, he told only me. I'll not make the same mistake